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ManFAQ Friday: The Search is On!

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. Please leave any comments there.

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you have have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?


Question:  I have always wondered how is it that when looking for something, men can never seem to find it? Why don’t they actually move other items to look for whatever it is they are seeking? My man did this at least 3 times this weekend!  I would walk over, move 1 piece of paper and there it is!  Shocking!

Answer:  As one of the great imponderables, this has been vexing the gentler gender for ages.  Some ascribe it to “Male Searching Syndrome,” which provides a name but not an answer, and some assume arrogance – the expectation that a man’s needs should be served at every moment in time.  The Bottom Line:  If he can’t find your G-Spot when he’s laying right on top of you, why would you think he can find anything else?


Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!</p>
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