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Njjules is after me to post something funny, but all my writers are on strike. I'm working with the union, but they said they'd kneecap my muse if she crossed the picket line.

Come on, folks - don't they know when we shut down the funny, the terrorists win!


Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!

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( 6 comments — Whaddaya Think? )
linear_soloist
Nov. 9th, 2007 02:56 am (UTC)
Leno was out on the picket line the other day with doughnuts for his writers as a show of support. I assume you have someone bringing you, say - waffles.
biguglymandoll
Nov. 9th, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC)
"Motherfucker makes $5 million a year and he brings us doughnuts. I say we dumb down his funny till he chokes, boys - whaddaya say?"
linear_soloist
Nov. 11th, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
The most esteemed motherfucker makes a whole lot more than 5 million a year. That may be his "Tonight" show salary, but remember that he does over 200 one-nighters a year. He's not human. He most certainly doesn't have children. And he and I lived in the same building in Boston in 1974.

He should be at least handing out calzones. Maybe standing rib roasts.
biguglymandoll
Nov. 13th, 2007 06:37 pm (UTC)
I was guessing on the $$, but standing rib roasts sounds really good right now. I wonder if I'l be allowed to make a standing rib roast for dinner this week... Hmmm..... Garlic. Meat. Meat!!!
(Anonymous)
Nov. 13th, 2007 07:47 pm (UTC)
standing rib roasts
whatchoo mean, allowed? A standing rib roast is most certainly not a privilege - it's every man's God-given right. With horseradish sauce. And yorkshire pudding.
biguglymandoll
Nov. 14th, 2007 02:47 pm (UTC)
Re: standing rib roasts
YORKSHIRE PUDDING! YORKSHIRE PUDDING! YORKSHIRE PUDDING!
(dissovles in shuddering mouthgasms)
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