biguglymandoll (biguglymandoll) wrote,
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One of these days, I’ll get the last word…

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. Please leave any comments there.

 But it will not be this day…

HTR: May I have some root beer?

SOBUMD:  No.  (pause)

SOBUMD:  OK.  (to me)  You know, you just need to disappoint her first, then she appreciates things so much more.

HTR:  Thank you SO much!

BUMD:  You’re fired!

HTR, walking away with her root beer:  OK,but you still owe me my last paycheck.

 
Damnit.  Well played, little girl, well played.

Tags: children, human tape recorder, parenting, sobumd
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