| A |
Aaargh! Quiet back there! |
| B |
Both of you, be quiet! |
| C |
Christ, will you stop talking while I’m on the phone? |
| D |
Damnit, I said be quiet! |
| E |
Echoes are for canyons, which is where I’m going to throw you if you don’t stop talking! |
| F |
For the love of God, shut up! |
| G |
Goddammit, I thought I told you to be quiet! |
| H |
How many times do I have to tell you to be quiet? |
| I |
I’m sure I told you to be quiet! |
| J |
Jesus! Shut! Up! |
| K |
Kaconnannalaaaaaah! – stop it! Whichever one of you that is, just stop it! |
| L |
La la la la la la! Not listening! |
| M |
Mommy asked you to be quiet once. Mommy’s not going to ask again. Do I make myself clear? |
| N |
Now would be a good time for you to exercise your quiet muscles. |
| O |
Oh my God, if you don’t stop yelling I’m going to stop this car in the middle of this road and come back there and make you both very sorry! |
| P |
Please please please, be quiet. |
| Q |
Quiet! |
| R |
Really, is it that hard to just sit quietly for One Damn Minute? |
| S |
Shut up shut up shut up!!! |
| T |
Talking. Don’t. |
| U |
Unless you want to be grounded for the next 6 years, stay quiet. |
| V |
Very. Quiet. Do you understand me? |
| W |
Why can you not stay quiet? |
| X |
Xtremely. As in quiet. |
| Y |
You. Quiet. Now. |
| Z |
Zoloft. Why do you ask? |
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Comments
1A -- substitute gin for vodka
1B -- escape from stumbling daddy
1C -- file separation, trial separation, what's the difference?
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