A | Aaargh! Quiet back there! |
B | Both of you, be quiet! |
C | Christ, will you stop talking while I’m on the phone? |
D | Damnit, I said be quiet! |
E | Echoes are for canyons, which is where I’m going to throw you if you don’t stop talking! |
F | For the love of God, shut up! |
G | Goddammit, I thought I told you to be quiet! |
H | How many times do I have to tell you to be quiet? |
I | I’m sure I told you to be quiet! |
J | Jesus! Shut! Up! |
K | Kaconnannalaaaaaah! – stop it! Whichever one of you that is, just stop it! |
L | La la la la la la! Not listening! |
M | Mommy asked you to be quiet once. Mommy’s not going to ask again. Do I make myself clear? |
N | Now would be a good time for you to exercise your quiet muscles. |
O | Oh my God, if you don’t stop yelling I’m going to stop this car in the middle of this road and come back there and make you both very sorry! |
P | Please please please, be quiet. |
Q | Quiet! |
R | Really, is it that hard to just sit quietly for One Damn Minute? |
S | Shut up shut up shut up!!! |
T | Talking. Don’t. |
U | Unless you want to be grounded for the next 6 years, stay quiet. |
V | Very. Quiet. Do you understand me? |
W | Why can you not stay quiet? |
X | Xtremely. As in quiet. |
Y | You. Quiet. Now. |
Z | Zoloft. Why do you ask? |
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