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August 29th, 2007

Making one thing perfectly clear...

I was so completely taken aback by Senator Craig's abject failure to resign with some modicum of dignity that I couldn't help asking him about it. I interviewed him last night from the stall next to his in the public Men's room in Union Station.

BUMD: "Senator, was your plea of guilty to the charge of lewd conduct in a men's restroom an admission that you had, in fact, conducted yourself in a lewd fashion in a men's restroom?"

Sen. Craig: "In pleading guilty, I overreacted ... that overreaction was a mistake, and I apologize for my misjudgment."

BUMD: "Senator, can you tell readers about your sexual habits while doing your best Nixon impression?"

Sen. Craig: "Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I am not gay and never have been. The Idaho people have got to know whether or not their Senator is a homosexual. Well, I'm not a homosexual."

BUMD: "Was the cop who busted you at least cute?"

Sen. Craig: "Oh yeah - he was definitely a credit to the force."

BUMD: "Kinda gives new meaning to 'copping a feel,' doesn't it?"

Sen. Craig: "In admitting that he looked good in his uniform, I overreacted. I overreacted because of the stress of your questioning me in this stall and the rumors it has fueled around this bathroom."

BUMD: "So, he wasn't cute?"

Sen. Craig: "Again, that overreaction was a mistake, and I apologize for my misstatement."

BUMD: "Well, thanks for clearing the air in here, Senator."

Sen. Craig: "My pleasure. You're not as ugly as I expected, you Big Pretty Man Doll, you!"

BUMD: "Oh, pshaw."

Sen. Craig: "Call me Daddy."


Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!

Making one thing perfectly clear…

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. Please leave any comments there.

I was so completely taken aback by Senator Craig’s abject failure to resign with some modicum of dignity that I couldn’t help asking him about it. I interviewed him last night from the stall next to his in the public Men’s room in Union Station.

BUMD: “Senator, was your plea of guilty to the charge of lewd conduct in a men’s restroom an admission that you had, in fact, conducted yourself in a lewd fashion in a men’s restroom?”

Sen. Craig: “In pleading guilty, I overreacted … that overreaction was a mistake, and I apologize for my misjudgment.”

BUMD: “Senator, can you tell readers about your sexual habits while doing your best Nixon impression?”

Sen. Craig: “Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I am not gay and never have been. The Idaho people have got to know whether or not their Senator is a homosexual. Well, I’m not a homosexual.”

BUMD: “Was the cop who busted you at least cute?”

Sen. Craig: “Oh yeah – he was definitely a credit to the force.”

BUMD: “Kinda gives new meaning to ‘copping a feel,’ doesn’t it?”

Sen. Craig: “In admitting that he looked good in his uniform, I overreacted. I overreacted because of the stress of your questioning me in this stall and the rumors it has fueled around this bathroom.”

BUMD: “So, he wasn’t cute?”

Sen. Craig: “Again, that overreaction was a mistake, and I apologize for my misstatement.”

BUMD: “Well, thanks for clearing the air in here, Senator.”

Sen. Craig: “My pleasure. You’re not as ugly as I expected, you Big Pretty Man Doll, you!”

BUMD: “Oh, pshaw.”

Sen. Craig: “Call me Daddy.”

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Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!