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October 25th, 2007

OK, we're doomed

We, by which I refer to myself, the BigUglyManDoll, together with my wife, the WifeOfTheBigUglyManDoll, are doomed. The reason we are doomed seems to change from day to day, but I am certain our doom is no less immanent for all that.

Today's reason follows a conversation with Number One Daughter, the nearly nine yr old Human Tape Recorder. (Yes, I date myself, but "Human Voice Ripper and MP3 Playback Device" lacks that je ne se qua.) It went as follows:

BUMD: You need to finish your homework.
HTR: But I want to talk about something else.
BUMD: Is it related to school?
HTR: Kind of - we could talk about that "talk to your kids about sex" commercial we saw on TV the other day.
BUMD: Well, um [looks around for WifeOfTheBigUglyManDoll], sure...
HTR: I'm wondering, why did they bother running it at all?
BUMD: What???
HTR: I mean, kids talk about sex all the fucking time.
BUMD: [faceplant]
HTR: [giggles]
BUMD: Please, [looks around for WifeOfTheBigUglyManDoll], don't use that word.
HTR: [giggles]


Doomed, I tell you. Doomed.


Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!

OK, we’re doomed

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. Please leave any comments there.

We, by which I refer to myself, the BigUglyManDoll, together with my wife, the WifeOfTheBigUglyManDoll, are doomed. The reason we are doomed seems to change from day to day, but I am certain our doom is no less immanent for all that.

Today’s reason follows a conversation with Number One Daughter, the nearly nine yr old Human Tape Recorder. (Yes, I date myself, but “Human Voice Ripper and MP3 Playback Device” lacks that je ne se qua.) It went as follows:

BUMD: You need to finish your homework.
HTR: But I want to talk about something else.
BUMD: Is it related to school?
HTR: Kind of – we could talk about that “talk to your kids about sex” commercial we saw on TV the other day.
BUMD: Well, um [looks around for WifeOfTheBigUglyManDoll], sure…
HTR: I’m wondering, why did they bother running it at all?
BUMD: What???
HTR: I mean, kids talk about sex all the fucking time.
BUMD: [faceplant]
HTR: [giggles]
BUMD: Please, [looks around for WifeOfTheBigUglyManDoll], don’t use that word.
HTR: [giggles]

Doomed, I tell you. Doomed.



Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!