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December 19th, 2007

How my children learned their ABCs

A Aaargh! Quiet back there!
B Both of you, be quiet!
C Christ, will you stop talking while I’m on the phone?
D Damnit, I said be quiet!
E Echoes are for canyons, which is where I’m going to throw you if you don’t stop talking!
F For the love of God, shut up!
G Goddammit, I thought I told you to be quiet!
H How many times do I have to tell you to be quiet?
I I’m sure I told you to be quiet!
J Jesus! Shut! Up!
K Kaconnannalaaaaaah! – stop it! Whichever one of you that is, just stop it!
L La la la la la la! Not listening!
M Mommy asked you to be quiet once. Mommy’s not going to ask again. Do I make myself clear?
N Now would be a good time for you to exercise your quiet muscles.
O Oh my God, if you don’t stop yelling I’m going to stop this car in the middle of this road and come back there and make you both very sorry!
P Please please please, be quiet.
Q Quiet!
R Really, is it that hard to just sit quietly for One Damn Minute?
S Shut up shut up shut up!!!
T Talking. Don’t.
U Unless you want to be grounded for the next 6 years, stay quiet.
V Very. Quiet. Do you understand me?
W Why can you not stay quiet?
X Xtremely. As in quiet.
Y You. Quiet. Now.
Z Zoloft. Why do you ask?


Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!

How my children learned their ABCs

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. Please leave any comments there.

A Aaargh! Quiet back there!
B Both of you, be quiet!
C Christ, will you stop talking while I’m on the phone?
D Damnit, I said be quiet!
E Echoes are for canyons, which is where I’m going to throw you if you don’t stop talking!
F For the love of God, shut up!
G Goddammit, I thought I told you to be quiet!
H How many times do I have to tell you to be quiet?
I I’m sure I told you to be quiet!
J Jesus! Shut! Up!
K Kaconnannalaaaaaah! – stop it! Whichever one of you that is, just stop it!
L La la la la la la! Not listening!
M Mommy asked you to be quiet once. Mommy’s not going to ask again. Do I make myself clear?
N Now would be a good time for you to exercise your quiet muscles.
O Oh my God, if you don’t stop yelling I’m going to stop this car in the middle of this road and come back there and make you both very sorry!
P Please please please, be quiet.
Q Quiet!
R Really, is it that hard to just sit quietly for One Damn Minute?
S Shut up shut up shut up!!!
T Talking. Don’t.
U Unless you want to be grounded for the next 6 years, stay quiet.
V Very. Quiet. Do you understand me?
W Why can you not stay quiet?
X Xtremely. As in quiet.
Y You. Quiet. Now.
Z Zoloft. Why do you ask?


Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!