That's right, your favorite game is back - "You know you work in DC when!" I had a great example today, which I'll use to start the game; please share your own, if anonymously - or as we say here, "not for attribution."
You know you work in DC when your kids don't ask if you can teach them to throw a ball, they ask if they can leverage your spherical acceleration experience.
You know you work in DC when you hear about the Attorney General collapsing, and the first thing you think of are the people you know who won't be getting much sleep that night.
You know you work in DC when your idea of "going blackberry picking" has nothing to do with fruit.