As I was driving the younger two to school, Number One Son was shouting out the car window at passers-by. Trying to use the Socratic method, I asked him why he thought it was OK to do that. “Daddy,” says he, “no one notices a car with a Big Ugly Man Doll!”
I cracked up. “You got me there, buddy! True dat.”
Sheesh, even my 9-yr-old is reading this. No wonder we can’t get him to stop swearing!