June 11th, 2010

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New Words, Defined For Free

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Omnomnomnomniscience, noun. The quality of always knowing what you feel like eating.

Omnomnomnomnipotence, noun. The quality of being able to eat as much of it as you want.

Fartriloquism. The art of blaming it on someone else.