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June 25th, 2010

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. Please leave any comments there.

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! I’ve kept a list of questions women have asked me about men over the years, and as a public service I will answer them, to help demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. These will be actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Today’s Question: I would like to know the percentage of times a man gives a woman a compliment because he means it, versus the percentage of times he gives the compliment hoping for hey-hey later. </p>

Answer: It’s actually an inverse relationship to how deserved the compliment is. If you’re ugly, he probably means it. If you cause traffic accidents just by crossing the street, it’s all about the hey-hey.

Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!</p>

Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!