It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you have have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
This week is a two-fer, since the topics are so closely related.
Question 1: Why do men have to wring out their penis after a shower? Does it really suck up water like a sponge?
Answer 1: Nope. We only do that when you’re looking, just to make sure you’re thinking about it. “Hey, hey, look what I found!” only works once, twice if we’re lucky – this way you’re wondering about the one part of our bodies we *want* you wondering about most of the day. Call it an investment.
Question 2: Why do they keep their hands in their pants in public?
Answer 2: Again, we only do that when you’re looking, so you’ll think about sex more often. Most of us would just hang it out there, but you keep calling the police.
Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!