It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Question: Do men really fake orgasms?</p>
Answer: No. Really, no. Most of us can’t, to start with. Even for those few who could, possibly, fake an orgasm, they don’t.
Let’s look at why orgasms are faked, outside of a film. (Inside of a film, it’s too sticky to mention.) People fake an orgasm to signal, nicely, to their partner that we’re done, show’s over, thank you very much, the end, we’re getting up now because it’s time for lunch, or time to pick up the kids, or I’m tired and some of us have to work in the morning. But the fireworks come at the end of the scene – if you see fireworks, that’s the end. Now let’s look at why a guy would do that.
Do you know how long it took him to get here? He’s really not interested in ending this show before the grand finale. Regardless of how often you do this, in the back of what he’s using for a brain right now there’s a little voice that wonders how long it will be until the encore. You get no guarantees in Hey Hey land, so once we’re there, we tend to stay as long as we can. (Mind you, “as long as we can” may only be 2-3 minutes, but still.)
Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!</p>