February 4th, 2011


ManFAQ Friday: Real Smooth

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. Please leave any comments there.

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Question:   Why is it OK when men go out with hair coming out their ears and nose, but we’re supposed to shave our legs?</p>

Answer:   We see our hair as a chance to remind you of our caveman days of yore, our hirsute halcyon heritage, and have you wondering if we are men or savage beasts, ready to drag you to our cave and consider some hairy Hey Hey.  You, on the other hand, convince each other to shave your legs – and otherwise manage your hair – so that there will be nothing to distract one of us apes from the sight of your shapely flesh – no hair, nothing but smooth skin to remind him of Hey Hey.   Needless to say, you keep doing it because it works.  I think it’s only fair to mention that most guys, once you’re back in their caves, won’t really care much if you shaved this week, or even this epoch.

Besides, it hurts to pluck those!  You know what babies we are…

Now you know.  Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!</p>