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August 7th, 2012

Absolut Whack Job

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. You can comment here or there.

We’re down the shore in New Jersey, but I wanted to share this little gem - some loon has decided that he can clean his house with Vodka.  I was alerted to this the other day when SOBUMD forwarded this link:  http://www.stylelist.com/chris-barnes/5-new-uses-for-vodka_b_1432060.html 
My first thought was, you have got to be kidding.  This is how I should spend my hard-earned hooch?  Smirnoff Scrubbing?  Absolut Shine?  Let me tell you, if you’re busy buffing the bathroom with Belvedere, you have too much money.  You can gargle with Scotch, too.  Loon.

Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of brands of Vodka that I’d use for drain cleaner before I’d drink them, but I pretty much haven’t seen them since college.  These days, the idea of cleaning the house with vodka sounds more like a “Martini and a Duster” party than anything else.  Although I got SOBUMD a bottle of cucumber vodka the other day, in case she’d like that with her cucumber martini – if that turns out to have been a bad idea, maybe we’ll wash the boat with it. 

The link is actually worth checking out for the comments, though.

Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!