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March 31st, 2013

Happy Day!

Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. You can comment here or there.

Do you know, in many parts of the world, when someone comes back from the dead, the community bands together and rolls up its sleeves to put a stake through their heart.  This is to prevent the spread of evil.

In other parts of the world, someone comes back from the dead and the community gathers to celebrate by pretending that rabbits lay eggs, in unlikely colors and in equally unlikely places, and then employing child labor to find these eggs, paying these children in chocolate.  This is also to prevent the spread of evil.

As Google would have us note, Cesar Chavez would have been 86 years old today.  If he comes back from the dead, I’m sure we’ll celebrate by boycotting grapes and paying children a living wage, but probably still in chocolate. 

Happy Day!



Yep, looks like another post from the Big, Ugly Man Doll!