To cap off a fairly odd week, I dropped off the 5-yr-old Reigning Queen of Pinkness, Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies at her pre-K class this morning. Needless to say, the hordes of moms, milfs, and nannys did not spare second glances for the BigUglyManDoll – after all, that’s why I’m the BigUglyManDoll – but The Fierce Pink One was quite excited to introduce me to her friends.
I did not catch my daughter’s comment, but the extrapolation was easy when I heard her friend giggle excitedly and tell her: “Oh! My dad’s name is Daddy, too!”
She’s probably screwed if she ever gets lost, but still… Damn, that’s funny!